$ASSShe stood up. He said it.
$ASS is Beautiful Ass, the coin from the line that stopped a Michigan rally. Hold it and 3% of every trade lands in your wallet as DJT.
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Parody. DYOR.
the line, word for word
The line
I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass
"By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up. That's hard to miss."
President Donald J. Trump at his rally in Port Huron, Michigan, on Sunday, October 25, 2026, as reported by TMZ.
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The night it happened
Sunday night, Port Huron, Michigan ♡
Air Force Nicki
"she never looked more beautiful"
"That's hard to miss."
Halfway through a story about an Ohio senator, the President took a detour: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj."
Then the trenches woke up.
$ASS is our contribution to American history.
pocket money
Hold it. Get paid in Trump.
3% of every trade. Paid in Trump Media stock. Straight to your wallet.
- 1
Someone trades $ASS
Every buy and every sell, on the bonding curve and after it graduates.
- 2
3% lands in the vault
Paid in DJT, tokenized Trump Media stock issued by Backpack Securities.
- 3
Holders get paid
Several times an hour, split by bag size, to every wallet with $20 or more of $ASS.
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You'd collect about
$37.50 a dayThat's 5.93 DJT a day. All holders together get $7,500.
"Your bag" means your share of all $ASS held by wallets with $20 or more. This is an illustration: real payouts depend on volume, who holds what, payout costs and the DJT price, and they aren't guaranteed.
Trading $ASS costs more than a regular pump.fun coin: the 3% for holders comes on top of pump.fun's own protocol and pool fees.
Star fact file
Cut out and keep
xoxo, $ASS
- Full name
- Beautiful Ass
- Ticker
- $ASS
- Discovered
- Port Huron, Michigan, October 25, 2026
- Star sign
- Scorpio
- Lives on
- Solana
- Launched on
- pump.fun
- Paired with
- DJT, tokenized Trump Media stock
- Pays holders
- 3% of every trade, in DJT
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Mint and freeze
- Revoked
- Height
- Hard to miss
- Loves
- Holding, rallies, anything pink
- Hates
- Paper hands and slippage
- Contract
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the quiz everyone's doing
What kind of $ASS holder are you?
problem page
Ask Auntie Peach
Real questions. Names changed.
Dear Auntie Peach, is this Nicki's coin? Or the President's? My wife wants to know.
Confused, Port HuronAuntie Peach: Neither, darling. $ASS is a parody meme coin about something said on a stage in Michigan. Nobody in that clip made it, endorsed it or has heard of it.
Where does the DJT come from?
Curious, QueensAuntie Peach: From trading. Every buy and every sell of $ASS pays 3% in DJT. pump.fun keeps it in a vault and hands it out to holders.
Is DJT real stock?
Nervous, NewarkAuntie Peach: It's a Solana token for Trump Media shares, issued by Backpack Securities. Its price follows the real stock, so your rewards go up and down with it.
Is this financial advice?
Sensible, Grand RapidsAuntie Peach: Sweetheart, it's a coin called ASS. No.
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How to buy $ASS
Four steps. The hardest is typing the ticker without laughing.
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, then hide the paper.
Get PhantomAdd SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. No DJT needed.
Copy the contract
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Buy and hold $20+
Pay in SOL on pump.fun. The app routes it through DJT. Hold $20 or more to start collecting.
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Put it on the cover
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